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Hello? Has anyone else recognized the similarities between Obama and Osama?  Not only do their names rhyme, but there is only one letter difference between the two, both are Muslim and they have an eerie resemblance to one another. 

I'm thinking that Osama bin Laden got tired of hiding out in Pakistan.  The mountains are rough and the women rougher.  He comes to America because who in the hell would think of looking for him here???  He shaves his beard and drops the do-rag freeing his ears.  He runs for Senate and then, get this, thinks he's going to become President of the great Satan that is the United States of America and lo and behold actually says that he's gonna invade Pakistan of all places in order to hunt down and capture HIMSELF.  What better cover than that???

I'm impressed with his careful planning and his quick adaptation to the English language.  The illegals who have been here for decades haven't picked it up yet and Osama learns it in what, just a few years?  There is some real intelligence there.

Did you see those crazy Iranians who hung 9 men yesterday?  I felt kind of bad until I found out that some were rapists.  I am shocked and awed that Iran even cares about that.  Huh, Iran is a feminist state after all.  Afghan and Saudi women take note!

So back to Osbama, I think it not a coincidence that he joins the Senate.  Think about it, he gets to live under cover right in Washington, D.C. without anyone the wiser.  Now, here's the real clincher - the US television station for Al Jazeera is guess where?  Washington D.C. - that's right!  Now, they don't exactly advertise that they're in D.C., in fact they don't even have a sign outside their building and work out of a basement.  I am sure they are digging tunnels under the city and over to Pennsylvania Avenue as you read this.  From what we understand through Government intelligence, Osbama likes caves so a basement with tunnels is a good substitute for the real thing.

OK, so now that Osbama declares to the world that if elected President he will invade Pakistan and take care of the job that Musharraf seems unwilling or unable to do, this gives Pakistan license to send off the one nuclear missile they have in retaliation and Kaboom! Osbama's plan is complete.  However, the missile probably can't go all that far so I predict it will fall somewhere in France.  George Bush - 1, Osbama - 0.

And that's the word of the day. - WOTDO

Reader Response:

08.27.07  Um, Barack Obama is openly and outspokenly Christian, shows how often you pick up a book. Shameful to publish your ignorance to the world like that. Tsk.  - Dawn Givens

WOTDO Response:

08.28.07  Thank you Dawn for your email.  This just shows that Osbama's cover is working even better than I originally thought!  He has managed to convince so many of us that his American disguise is real by accessorizing with Christianity.  Being Christian is a must in order to win the Presidency so I must give props to Osbama for pretending to join the one true faith despite what judgments Allah is certainly coming up with.  Perhaps the heavenly virgins will be few or old and fat.  Osbama is assimilating into quite the little American politician!

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WOTDO  - Futher Proof of Osbama in Action   |2009-01-19 08:54:30 Just this past Wednesday (Jan 14, '09) Obama stated that it is no longer necessary to kill bin Laden but instead we just need to keep him "on the run." And it appears that Osbama enjoys running once you take a peek at those skinny pecs. This is a big switch from Osbama's campaign rhetoric when he said "We will kill bin Laden." So when the the no-longer suicidal Osbama called for change during his campaign was he simply forecasting change from his campaign promises? Reply | Quote 0   0

cristina  - we r in danger.   |2008-10-28 10:31:10 im sorry to say but many americans r plain stupid....after 9-11 the only thing that we have done to protect our country and ppl is war. omg!!!! we have a canidate running for president who looks exactly like osama and has a similiar name. obviously were on our own here, we should just start packing and leave this country, before we suffer. its not that obama isn't white, its that he looks like osama, i would expect our counrty to protectus better than that. a dna tet or something. theres no proof that obama isnt osama, so what the problem. xoxo a confused blk woman.... Reply | Quote 0   0

Concerned  - u r in danger   |2009-01-18 22:49:30 that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. if you are being serious, then people like you shouldnt be allowed on the internet. if you are being sarcastic, then I aprecciate your comment in response to this equally stupid article, very much. Reply | Quote 1   0

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