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Terrorists Cease to Exist! |
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Written by WOTDO
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Friday, 20 March 2009 |
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Obama has banned use of the term "enemy combatants" when referring to terrorists. Presumably because the term was coined by his evil predecessor George Bush and because Obama stands for, well, change. While banning the term "enemy combatants" may further confuse those who speak of terrorists which was also a term previously banned by the Obama administration, journalists are scrambling to find new ways to describe foreigners whose sole goal in life is to kill as many Americans as possible. The approved replacement term for "enemy combatants" has not yet been formally announced by the new administration but those in the know suspect that Obama will use the more proper term "Guest of the State" assuming, of course, that Teleprompter is programmed to do so.
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