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Rush Smoking & Golfing

Finding out that Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized yesterday due to chest pains is messing with my psyche. How can I have a "Happy New Year!" when Rush is down and out being cared for by cute Hawaiian nurses? Will he receive adequate health care?

What is the cause of this conservative catastrophe? Did Rush run into Obama on the golf course and receive an up close and personal scare enough to stop his little warm heart? Did they play bumper cars with their golf carts to Rush's detriment? Could it have been a gentleman's bet on the nine hole where loser drops dead? Or, did just the thought of Obama (Rush's arch nemesis who is turning out to be the greatest economic stimulant of talk radio since Bill Clinton) vacationing in the same State as Rush himself throw him off the proverbial cliff?

Perhaps there is a more sinister plot involved whereby Obama's henchmen slipped pain meds into Rush's decaf Kona blend hoping to tarnish his image which is almost always untarnished 99.9% of the time. Mrs. Clinton has the skills for this and seems to have been under the cover of darkness for a long while. Hmmmmmm........ Actually, where is our Secretary of State? Did Obama throw her off that Kauai cliff as well?

Thinking about Hawaii I chose to do some good 'ol fashioned Internet research on the state naturally avoiding those truthsayer sites Wikipedia and Snopes. We all know that Hawaii was the 50th State admitted to the union that is these United States. The date was August 20, 1959. President Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961. Uh-huh, yeah! Oh wait, that does make him a U.S. citizen. Damn it.

Another fun fact on Hawaii is that their alphabet contains only 12 letters. The vowels A, E, I, O and U and the consonants H, K, L, M, N, P and W. You can't really spell too many words with that limited an alphabet which explains why Obama Uhhhhhhs and Uhhhhhmmmms his way through so many interviews and press conferences. He's still learning words used by the other 48 States. (Louisiana has there own language altogether - I have no idea how many letters their alphabet consists of but I bet it's a lot with some Chinese characters thrown in just for some Creole fun.) 

As for me, I like a guy who can communicate in complete English sentences. So please Rush, get well soon. I miss my daily nooner with you.

Love,

WOTDO

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