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Obama Sporting Hawaiian Lei

In a shocking revelation to the American people, President Obama announced yesterday that he has begun a 12-step program. Admitting during a severely delayed 4:30 PM east coast press conference (Obama aides couldn't find the right lei for the occassion) that America is in a war on terror against Al Qaeda, the President's words reverberated throughout the citizenry.

Prompted by the media attention surrounding the thwarted Christmas Day Panty Bomber and the subsequent revelations showing that U.S. intelligence systems were seemingly frozen that day resulting in complete failure to perform, (God save the Flying Dutchman who has since been nominated to replace Janet Napolitano,) our Dear President was forced to acknowledge the obvious.

To this we congratulate our Dear Leader on acknowledging that he is powerless over symantics and that using terms such as "terrorists," "war" and "Al Qaeda" is as appropriate as it is necessary.

Congratulations Komindant! You have taken the first step to turning your Presidency around!

Now that Obama has successfully begun his 12-Step program, we must all hope for the change needed for him to achieve success with Step 2. Step 2 where Obama will come to believe that a power greater than himself can restore the American people. Let's just hope that power isn't revealed after more terrorist attacks.
 
And that's the word of the day. - WOTDO

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